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tinyarchangel said: WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DISPROVED THE THEORY, WHICH IS DISAPPOINTING BUT A STEP AT LEAST.

BUT AT LEAST IF YOU GET ANON HATE YOU CAN COPY/PASTE THE MESSAGE AND PUT SOME TYPOS IN IT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY FUCKED UP WHEN TYPING IT WITHOUT THEM SUSPECTING A THING

Anonymous said: TESTING THE THEORY FOR ANONS

By the power of covalent bonds, we shall either prove or disprove this theory.

FOR THE GLORY OF SCIENCE

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

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buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

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urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

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commanderabutt:

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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