*writes on piece of paper*
Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.
Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.
Anonymous asked: i literally can not deal with how incredibly attractive you are. .-.
If you think you’ve got it bad, just imagine how I have to deal with my incredible attractiveness every day.
Every morning, I have to deal with my attractiveness before I even get out of bed. I literally can’t talk to anyone without my incredible attractiveness distracting myself or them. Every time I have to do something for school, I have to get my incredible attractiveness completely out of the way before I do the thing. I’m even seeing a therapist about it, and all she does is tell me to stop being attractive, and she prescribes me medication that doesn’t even work. I can manage it pretty well, but sadly, I know I’ll never get rid of it.
(But seriously, I’m very flattered atm)
Anonymous asked: list the top 15 blogs who you want to meet, then send this to the first blog on your dash!!
Really don’t have the mental strength to do this right now, tbh.